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17 New & Improved Excuses for Not Studying

Written by James Madison High School on Thursday, 01 March 2018. Posted in Helpful Tips, Just for Fun

17 New & Improved Excuses for Not Studying

We get it. Some days you just don't feel the study vibe.

We're not advocating blowing off the books on a regular basis but, we understand everyone needs a mental break from time to time. If you need some quality excuses for avoiding your studies, here are a few you can keep in your back pocket.

Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use these tips wisely, and only in an emergency.

I Can't Study Right Now Because...

1. Memes don't share themselves.

Doge on his laptop

2. I tried to eat a Tide Pod. It didn't go well.

Siblings fail tasting challenge

3. I was showing off and now I'm stuck.

Dancer stuck in a high kick

4. They're calling for a chance of rain.

Bey dancing in fire hydrant shower

5. My 10-step Korean skincare routine takes up a lot of time.

DJ Khaled washing his face

6. I got stuck waiting in line for the new drop at Supreme.

Three Stooges in line

7. Remember planking? Oh, I really am the only one, then.

Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg planking

8. I traded my computer for Mardi Gras beads and a King Cake.

Mardi Gras parade watchers

9. I can't decide between "Portrait" and "Cool Vivid" for my new selfie.

Gollum on his flip phone

10. This nap isn't going to take itself.

Kitten face plants into the bed

11. It's just now sinking in that Prince is really gone.

Doctor Who in the rain

12. I need to make a Target run.

I want all of the things at Target

13. I'm mining cryptocurrency.

Super Mario farming yellow coins

14. Starbucks gave me a Grande Vanilla Latte instead of the extra-hot-no-foam Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte I ordered and it's bringing up a lot of unresolved emotional issues for me.

Starbucks order

15. My laptop is way over there and I'm over here.

Lazy polar bear

16. Snapchat's new algorithms are really throwing me off.

Over it Schmidt

17. I'm having a seriously bad hair day.

New Girl Jess with bad hair

That's plenty for now. That online high school diploma isn’t going to earn itself, you know? Go on, get to work!

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